10.31.2008
Framing Fall
posted by Bolo |
6:16 PM
3 speakage
Linkage: Coffee
In response to the Young Man Sporting Old Man Hair, I bring to you a coffee-themed post filled with coffee-themed links. Enjoy!
I seriously need four of these beans, personalized just for yours truly. Perhaps some Esmeralda Gesha beans, eh? Heck yes!
No, don't worry, I'm not going to get one. Rev and I will, however, make a trip to Chicago soon.
Intimidated by what you are or are not tasting in a cup of coffee? Don't worry, you're not alone.
posted by Bolo |
1:05 AM
0 speakage
10.30.2008
Of Sheep and Shepherds
There's nothing quite so comforting found in the body of believers as knowing and being known by a church and a pastor that loves and cares for you. When your shepherd tells you, a sheep of his pasture, that he longs to shepherd your soul to heaven, and he means it, you hear in his voice the echoes of John when he wrote, "I have no greater joy than this, to hear of my children walking in the truth." Furthermore, you hear the very words of Jesus Himself, the Great Shepherd of our souls...wow!
The shepherd cares for his flock, laying down his life for his sheep. Wouldn't it do us well that we, as sheep, look to our shepherds for guidance and comfort and love?
posted by Bolo |
6:14 PM
0 speakage
Wants vs. Needs
Need...coffee...
posted by Bolo |
7:56 AM
0 speakage
Nights
Nights seem to be the hardest. *Sigh*. Yeah...definitely the hardest...
posted by Bolo |
2:26 AM
0 speakage
10.29.2008
Mugged

posted by Bolo |
10:15 PM
0 speakage
Quotes: SWFWDA
"Oh, I know people go out with me just to see what will happen next...I've been told."
"You can make the most benign exchange of information seem ominous."
"I'm basically guaranteed to do or say something that falls under the categorical heading of 'inadvertently amusing'."
"Seriously, Lisa actually told me she wants me to marry this guy -- who is her husband's best friend -- so we could do 'family things' together. Then she laughed and said, 'Yeah, that's right...we have to get you married and pregnant! I have it all planned out...' I didn't hear anything but a loud buzzing after that...it all went blurry."
"I do have one magical dating power...I can make people get married...I'm the 'last girlfriend'...the next girl is the wife."
posted by Bolo |
5:01 PM
2 speakage
Simple
'Drew and I chatted for quite some time last night. At one point I observed to him that it is a very remarkable thing to me that the LORD has blessed us with such a friendship, for though our friendship is deep, it is, at the same time, exceedingly -- and joyfully -- simple, not at all complicated. Neither of us expects anything from the other, yet, at the same time, we expect everything. How so? It's because in the gospel, we are stripped of everything, yet in the gospel, we are given everything. In other words, while our expectations here on earth are squashed to the dust, our eyes and hearts are granted glimpses and yearnings of heaven in order to stir the eternal and infinite hope that we have in Christ. We've each come to see this in the other through the years, and I think it safe to say that we've each become more and more grateful as those years have gone by.
posted by Bolo |
8:36 AM
0 speakage
10.28.2008
Prima Surprise!


posted by Bolo |
1:03 PM
0 speakage
Quotable
"Uhhhnnnghhh...I put the 'break' in 'break-dance'...uunnnnghhh."
-Warren Kesselring
posted by Bolo |
10:43 AM
0 speakage
Stories & Smiles
I see Kayla online a lot these days. I told her she could call me anytime she needed to. She said she probably wouldn't; that's just not her style. I told her I understood. She asked when I was getting back. I told her I wasn't sure. She told me that I had better hurry up. She said that about four times, I think.
I remember when she was small, really small. She was this tiny little thing that had these ears that kind of stuck out, and she was always on the pale side. Life seemed much simpler then, much more reliable and clear. I would tell her a story, and she, my dependably-sassy niece, would roll her eyes and tell everyone else that I was just making something up. She'd smile her impish smile to let me know she saw right through my mischief.
There are few things I'd like more than to tell Kayla a story and have her smile that impish smile once more. I'd give a lot to see that smile.
posted by Bolo |
3:22 AM
0 speakage
10.27.2008
Cup of the Afternoon
Actually, this is the second cup of the afternoon. The first was a Sumatra Lintong, which was, in all facets of its flavors, intense. Sweet, dark and brooding, that cup had hints of tobacco and leather, spice and bittersweet fruit. Like I said, intense.
This cup we're now enjoying, however, hails from the Sidamo district of Ethiopia. The bean is dry-processed and was roasted last week roughly a minute out of the first crack. In layman's terms, we could consider this a medium roast. Floral hints, herbs, dark chocolate, and lots of subdued, rustic fruit. Yeah, definitely a cup worth hogging ;)
posted by Bolo |
3:18 PM
0 speakage
Fifty-Fifty
Kane and I had been wanting to pull shots with that blend of 50% dry-processed Koratie and 50% wet-processed Koratie for a couple of weeks now. That being the case, I decided to document our first venture down this little road of espresso ecstasy.
Here, Kane explains what we're gonna do:
posted by Bolo |
12:11 AM
3 speakage
10.26.2008
Role Reversal
When I called Andrew the other night, there was a distinct and sad irony to that entire conversation. On a cold day some three years ago, it was he who was trying desperately to get a hold of me, I who sat in stunned and pained disbelief. But not so this time around.
One of the things we wondered at was not how this could happen, but why this doesn't happen directly to us. It's been a theme of our friendship for some time now -- the two of us sitting there, asking one another, "Why does God love us the way He does? Why is it that we are chosen, His beloved?" We've found we don't have an answer we can wrap our heads around, one that satisfies our egos and doesn't reveal our utter helplessness.
And that, I think, is where the rubber meets the road. The situations like this that make those kinds of phone calls necessary are the situations that reveal our dire helplessness, the very depths of life that humble us both with the realization that we've seen and belong in the heavens.
I hope we never have to share one of those calls again.
posted by Bolo |
2:36 PM
1 speakage
Unfixed
It's well past one in the morning. My living room floor is cold and there's a lingering aroma of freshly-roasted coffee in the air. For some reason I would love to say I don't understand, I won't let iTunes play anything other than Coldplay's Fix You.
And the tears come streaming down on your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone, but it goes to waste Could it be worse?
posted by Bolo |
1:46 AM
0 speakage
10.25.2008
Man & Machine
posted by Bolo |
7:30 PM
5 speakage
10.24.2008
One Big Cliché
One day later, my world is still full of clichés. I suppose I'm writing this now not because I want to update anyone, but more so to keep myself from feeling entirely morose and isolated. The surreal nature of this whole thing is...well...exactly that...surreal. It's hard to remember the gospel in this, it is, but like Ryan said today, those for whom the gospel is life and peace will see all kinds of life and peace in this, whereas those for whom the gospel is foolishness and despair will see naught but foolishness and despair.
That, more than anything, is the most telling part of it all.
I'm sorry if all of this sounds mysterious and vague; I do so because the pain is still too near, still too shocking. Maybe some day I'll be able to process this better; maybe after the tears come.
posted by Bolo |
8:14 PM
1 speakage
Why?
Why? Why? They hurt...they cry...and I hurt...and I wish I would just cry. Why...why? I just don't want to be alone tonight...and they can't help but feel so alone. There they are...it's just them...and it's just not fair. No one ever thinks it's going to be like this, do they? But they're still there...just wanting to be alone...because they already feel so lonely.
*Sigh*...why?
posted by Bolo |
1:14 AM
1 speakage
10.23.2008
Quotes: SWFWDA
I think the Single White Female Who Desires Anonymity should run for some sort of public office. I could be her campaign manager. What thinkest thou, Fair Readership?
"Eventually, I'm going to need a token well-dressed male for something or someone, and I'm going to remind you of this."
"Well, I have to admit I was concerned when I noticed that my exes were becoming Facebook friends...I think they're getting organized...cautionary ad campaigns will appear in men's rooms statewide."
"'Unusual' and 'unlikely' does fairly describe SBTS men, especially the odd one who tricked me out of my phone number when I tried to check out a library book."
"Well, my intention is for this to be a fully uneventful non-date. Uneventful isn't really my strong suit, but I'll do my best."
"I believe my words were something to the effect of, 'Would this be the right time to hide under a rock for the rest of my life?' All I got was laughter."
posted by Bolo |
11:34 AM
1 speakage
10.22.2008
No, We Didn't Hire a Midget
He's just a really really really short human.
posted by Bolo |
11:34 PM
0 speakage
Thoughts
Apparently, all one needs to do to increase one's daily blog hits by roughly four-hundred percent is to write about relationships instead of Jesus and sin. Oh my, there's dried fruit, dark chocolate, and a touch of rustic, dry-processed quaintness, almost like I'm sitting on a dusty back porch on a lazy summer afternoon, munching on some dried apricots and a bar of Green & Black's. Yes, Athens. Yes, I was talking about coffee with the fruit and chocolate on the porch, you silly people. I'm still waiting for the Kesselring Trendsetter to yell out, "Flame on!" So, uh, I found out that that collapsible bowl with soup in Ben's backpack is definitely collapsible. Moon: after a week, I just got the "really cool apotamus" line. Farmer may want to kill me, but we both know she said we shared a moment...hah! Guess who got informally invited to be a guest roaster at his favorite coffee house in Louisville, roasting right smack dab in the shop on their 10K STA Impianti? Irish Wolfhounds...I really really really need Irish Wolfhounds...now. Or penguins. I think the body on that will develop better with a couple more days of rest, and not just less than twelve hours. Maybe we can get his infant son to yell out, "Flame on!" instead. Thanks again, Chabbs! If for no other reason, I've gotta be lame just for the fact that I can't tell the visual difference between the Sidamo and Harar I roasted last night. Austin Powers this, Mikami: "He is thoughtful, and everything he says is so well said. He speaks and it is as if a writer or poet is speaking to us, sentence fragments and all. He could totally destroy your life and you would love him for doing it -- not that he goes around destroying lives or anything." I do hate winter, I do. Shoot, I miss 'em.
posted by Bolo |
9:35 AM
6 speakage
Quotable
"Being friends with you, John Letoto, is a dangerous thing."
-Paul Butterworth
posted by Bolo |
1:33 AM
1 speakage
10.21.2008
What a Week: Reprisal
Here's another quick look back at a great week that was, and hopefully, even better weeks to come!



All of this reminds me of the one burning question I still have from that night: is it just me, or does Jeesh look like the scariest one of us all? I mean, seriously, how is that even possible?
posted by Bolo |
6:03 PM
5 speakage
10.20.2008
Relationally Speaking: A Story
I don't know where to start this. That's as good a start as any, I suppose. I'm writing this to men primarily, but I think it's safe to say that this isn't just being written for men. I think it'll be the first of two parts, but I'm not sure if it'll end up being more than that. Wait, I need to back up some, because I know I'm not making much sense just yet.
I almost never publicly and explicitly write about the personal relationships with girls that I've pursued -- the last time writing and publishing of that sort happened was late 2004. Sure, there have been vague references, veiled hints and coded phrases, but nothing made publicly-available that recounts or reflects upon specific instances or girls in a manner that will reveal anything. In this one post, however, I'm going to change that. My reasons may be my own, but they've been borne out of what I've seen and heard in those around me: interactions and conversations with those people, their frustrations and joys, and circumstances that seem beyond the capability of the human heart to deal with.
The time was the Summer of 2007. I'd been pursuing a girl that had been a good friend of mine for a couple of years up until that point. I had made my intentions clear, and while she herself was undecided, she also made that clear as well. Let me be brutally up front lest anyone jump to any ill-formed conclusions: I hold any indecisiveness on her part to have been perfectly acceptable, as she did not in any way try to string me along; in fact, while she was often quite apologetic -- sometimes overly so -- for not being able to decide one way or another, she always strove to communicate clearly to me exactly where she stood on "us."
I'll be honest. That was a strange, difficult, and confusing time of life: I would wake up early without an alarm clock; I couldn't speak to her without sounding like an idiot; I lost my appetite. I ended up pondering what I was doing in that entire situation quite a bit. My stomach would do twists and turns at the thought of her telling me, "Sorry, John, but I think I'm going to have to ask you to stop calling." On the other hand, I remember telling Scott numerous times that we talked for "only" three hours the night before. Life felt like it was turned upside-down with no upside-up in sight. Incidentally, I'm certain that my bible reading took a turn for the better during that time, but I've no doubt that that was often because I wanted to have something to share with her.
The point of all of this preamble is to make clear this one thing: if I went by emotions alone, if my conduct toward her was based upon how I felt about her or by how she was responding to me, then I have no doubt that I would have done her heart some serious harm.
What, then, could I do? How could I stay sane? How could I remain joyful?
During one of our long conversations, I shared with her how ceaselessly turbulent and uncertain my heart felt. Before she could really reply, I told her why that didn't matter to me, why I could keep pursuing her with the utmost joy no matter what would happen. I told her that I imagined her on her wedding day, walking down the aisle. She's there, beautiful, flawless and glorious, a living and breathing picture of what the Father is preparing for His Son, our own Bridegroom. I told her that I could see myself standing there on that day, joyful and exuberant, watching her walk down the aisle, watching her walk toward...her bridegroom...another man. I told her that I could honestly see myself there, at her wedding, being wedded to another man, and that I found great joy in that thought.
I told her the obvious: I had no way of knowing whom she would marry. I also told her that that could not and would not change the one thing I wanted most for her, which was and would continually be to seek to see Christ formed in her. Whatever I was to her, whatever she was to me, the one thing I knew with absolute certainty that was in God's will for our lives was that I would seek to make her more like Jesus, and she me; that's it! I told her that the joy I had in continuing to pursue her was founded upon the promises of the gospel. God does not promise a spouse, but He does promise a Bridegroom. He does not promise a life free from sorrows, but He does promise that He Himself will wipe away every tear. While He promises us no more than His Son, He promises us no less than all that being His Son's entails.
I told her that I could think of no greater grace than to think that I had been an instrument, however small and broken and failure-prone, to make her more like our Father's Son, to prepare her for her bridegroom on their wedding day. I meant that when I said it, and I mean it still.
We chatted last night, she and I. I asked her permission to post this, and she granted permission gladly. We spoke about her wedding, which is being planned, and I assured her that I fully intended to be there, just as I said I would: grateful and joyful in celebrating God's gracious depiction of the gospel together with them.
posted by Bolo |
9:39 PM
4 speakage
Not '93, '83!
Seriously? Wow! Gentlemen, if we had only known...oh, the HIMYM references! We could have announced a new Ted!
posted by Bolo |
8:06 AM
2 speakage
And Your Mom
Recently, Mr. John-Michael LaRue posed the following question by way of a poll: "Which one will occur first: John Letoto graduating or John Letoto getting married?"
Although the responses were...well...interesting and varied, Miss Katie Faye Vaughn came up with the best answer by far: "Letoto getting married. I don't think he needs to graduate. He's already smarter than you and your mom."
Daaaaaaaang...
posted by Bolo |
12:12 AM
3 speakage
10.19.2008
Mmm in the Morning
posted by Bolo |
4:03 PM
0 speakage
10.18.2008
Thoughts
If I start answering my phone with, "Go for Barney," the Spring Street crew needs to do an Intervention. Cold toilet seats are a definite sign that Winter is on its wretched way. After this, it's impossible not to love the guy a little more. It's sticking with me: I'm glad you're in my life, too. We're Team 4, we have no name, we think we wear green, and we finally won a game. I hate Winter. I got to shoot stuff at work yesterday; that was fun. E is gonna head up that new church...sweet. More tables, more games, more fun next time. Nothing is quite like walking past the Fullertons' house, glancing up toward the door, and seeing James standing there, mouth and eyes wide open, squealing, "Hey Mr. John Letoto! Mr. John Letoto!" The goal: to know joy. I promise, I won't blog too much of it, Huffman. It's past noon-thirty and I'm eating...breakfast...gotta love Saturdays. I could use a long, long talk with 'Drew right now. Speaking of 'Drew, we're coming up on five years, aren't we, brother?
posted by Bolo |
12:37 PM
0 speakage
Scrabbled Out
The first of what will possibly be many Toto-sponsored Scrabble tournaments took place tonight, ending just within the past hour. The first shot is the board of the final match, and the second is the score sheet from the same. In addition to Ash and Laura, the Shreves also made it over and helped make the evening quite tasty...literally and figuratively ;)

posted by Bolo |
2:09 AM
1 speakage
10.17.2008
Winter's Wrath
Note to world: splotchiness will invariably and inevitably seep into my skin over the next several months. I know I am letting you down, Surf Crew, but such things cannot be helped. A gray, ashen quality will overtake what was once a comfortable brown exterior, and a sickly yellow in my skin's color palette will negate any tone of yellow from being employed in my wardrobe. World, please understand this and be comforted: no degree of splotchy, ashen grayish yellow can prevent Spring from breaking through Winter's wrath. Until then, I bid you adieu, LBJ. *Sigh*...
posted by Bolo |
8:09 AM
0 speakage
10.16.2008
Word
Hosea 2:14 - 23 "Therefore, behold, I will allure her, bring her into the wilderness and speak kindly to her. Then I will give her her vineyards from there, and the valley of Achor as a door of hope. And she will sing there as in the days of her youth, as in the day when she came up from the land of Egypt. It will come about in that day," declares the LORD, "that you will call Me Ishi and will no longer call Me Baali. For I will remove the names of the Baals from her mouth, so that they will be mentioned by their names no more. In that day I will also make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field, the birds of the sky and the creeping things of the ground. And I will abolish the bow, the sword and war from the land, and will make them lie down in safety. I will betroth you to Me forever; yes, I will betroth you to Me in righteousness and in justice, in lovingkindness and in compassion, and I will betroth you to Me in faithfulness, then you will know the LORD. It will come about in that day that I will respond," declares the Lord. "I will respond to the heavens, and they will respond to the earth, and the earth will respond to the grain, to the new wine and to the oil, and they will respond to Jezreel. I will sow her for Myself in the land. I will also have compassion on her who had not obtained compassion, and I will say to those who were not My people, 'You are My people!' And they will say, 'You are my God!' "
posted by Bolo |
6:21 PM
0 speakage
He Calls Me Doc
posted by Bolo |
1:36 AM
0 speakage
10.15.2008
Thoughts
My feet reek right now; I'm not sure if it's the socks, the cleats, or the kim chee. The difference between talking to Huffman and Farmer is that while both of them are stomach-hurting hilarious, one catches on to subtle turns of phrase more than the other, which means you can laugh at one because she isn't getting it, and then turn around and laugh at the other because she's getting the jibes you're tossing her way. Everyone should have a Kevin Mikami in their life. If anyone finds Butterworth the Younger's airport buddy, I'm sure he'll give you a big hug and a kiss on the cheek if you return it to him. Maybe it's 'cause I didn't match my socks tonight. I'm diggin' the new pipe. I don't care how bad it sounds, the milky eye thing is hilarious! Even if I could pull off a mullet, I'd feel morally offensive in some way. Oh reeeeaaaaaally, Boss? Scrabble tournaments are awesome! Speaking of awesome, the Intervention episode was legendary. Yes yes yes, I'm a terrible person. I could do more Nubs, really I could. Heavily-laden berry bushes, my men, heavily-laden berry bushes. I'm glad that I achieved one of my main goals for Kev while he was here: turning him into a HIMYM monster. Mmmm...hamachi! There's four and two and then there's four and two, but I'm more than happy with this four and two.
posted by Bolo |
10:47 PM
2 speakage
20 Already?
Mon was there!
posted by Bolo |
1:22 PM
1 speakage
Cake Eater
Hosea 3:1 Then the LORD said to me, "Go again, love a woman who is loved by her husband, yet an adulteress, even as the LORD loves the sons of Israel, though they turn to other gods and love raisin cakes."
For some years now, Hosea has been one of my favorite books of Scripture. The reason is simple: while the LORD is forthright and shocking in what He communicates to His people through Hosea, He is also shamelessly vulnerable.
We've all seen it before: the guy who won't give up on a girl, even though she's made it abundantly clear, in one way or another, that it just won't work out. Sometimes, the girl is just way out his league; at other times, his buddies don't know what he sees in her, and they don't feel any remorse in letting him experience the full length and breadth of their mockery. Either of those situations, to be kind, are truly quite sad.
In the case of God the jilted lover, "sad" just doesn't cut it. He uses Hosea's painful marriage to an errant bride as an illustration of His own covenant fidelity to His people in the midst of their blatant and remorseless infidelity. The prophet is not given a voice to portray his pain, but the human heart does not need such kindling: Hosea's wife, the one whom he has loved, has been unfaithful, again and again and again, and still, God commands His prophet to redeem her and love her yet again. It would seem naive or cruel of God to command such a thing of Hosea, wouldn't it? Indeed, much like God's unrelenting pursuit of Israel, the whole situation can seem agonizingly foolish and hopeless, given Gomer's, like Israel's, propensity toward waywardness and sin.
I almost want to ask, "God, don't you get it? Why don't You just give up?"
I think...that's the point.
God's pursuit of me is beyond absurd. If anyone else did what God did in loving me...well, it's not even possible, so I can't even ponder such an asinine notion. The point, fellow sinners, is that God will not stop short in doing what He must to make you know and feel the full force of His love. Unlike some half-baked idea concocted by some testosterone-filled hopeless romantic, however, God's love is perfect. Is it painful? Yes. Is it patient? Yes. Does it reveal flaws? Yes. Does it keep its promises? Yes. Is it unrelenting? Yes. Does it overcome sin? Yes.
I write this not for you, but for me. I write this because I need to be reminded, every single second of every single day, that God does what He promises. I write this because I forget, and because I sin. A lot. I write this because, while I hate to sin, I'm still afraid to go to God for forgiveness when I do sin. And that's a lot. I write this because I think, throughout all of Scripture, even though God's message is unrelenting, I still don't get it...and because of that, He did not and will not give up.
posted by Bolo |
3:14 AM
0 speakage
10.14.2008
Smokin'
Last Thursday afternoon, we sat and smoked on the back porch at the residence of the Revell Brothers & Others. This, thanks in part to inspiration from Mr. Mikami, is the bowl of my beautiful new church warden, seen with smoke spiraling through shafts of sunlight. Mmmm...delightful!
posted by Bolo |
5:48 PM
2 speakage
Quotes: SWFWDA
Yes, ladies and single gentlemen, the Single White Female Who Desires Anonymity truly does say such things:
"Gosh, a girl spends her whole life trying to find a guy who will actually look at her eyes when he talks to her...and then you ruin it with one anecdote."
"I am also the least self-aware psychologist you will ever meet. Therefore, I'm a great people-watcher myself, but I'm usually not conscious of being watched. It's a very disconcerting experience, given the number of things that I say that likely should remain unsaid."
"Out of your other female friends of unknown number, you don't have even one who could do this?"
"Hey, the salesgirl misunderstood and thought I was the bride. It was not good. Then they said, 'Oh, I guess by now you've already done all that...no? No? Are you sure? At your age? Why not?!?!' "
posted by Bolo |
12:46 AM
1 speakage
10.13.2008
Linkage
Wow. I guess you never know.
Heck yeah, he's back! And wouldn't you know it, he's even wanting to suit up!
The big yellow one...
Every day? Really? Really.
How much is that Butter worth? A lot, so check it out.
Far, far away.
And here you thought there weren't going to be any coffee links. Silly human. Check out what this used to be, and skip ahead to the finished product.
posted by Bolo |
8:27 PM
2 speakage
Nostalgia
Mikami found this a while ago and emailed it to us, but only now is it getting posted here. Dang, that session had to have been forever ago! I don't even remember that shot being taken. I guess that goes to show that you never know what rare but random things will turn into mementos of days gone by. I dare say that in this case, it's a rather treasured memento.
Cheeehuuuuuu!!!
posted by Bolo |
2:32 PM
0 speakage
10.12.2008
Stand Up Nub
posted by Bolo |
11:54 PM
0 speakage
Emptied and Humbled
Paul, in the second chapter of his letter to the Philippians, tells us that Christ both emptied and humbled Himself in becoming a man and dying on a cross. By emptying Himself, Christ laid aside His rights and privileges as God, as firstborn over all creation. By humbling Himself to the point of death on a cross, He took on our sin and shame and bore God's wrath on our behalf.
If I sit here and think about what Christ has done long enough, I find I must confess that I have an immense problem with both of these. There's a niggling notion in the back of my brain, telling me something's wrong. I suppose this is the case for one basic reason: Christ, to a degree, gave us a pattern to live by when He lived His life here on earth and died on our behalf.
I spend the vast majority of my life trying to maintain my dignity. Even in the midst of being silly and foolish, I think it's safe to say that I do so with a purpose, and that purpose is aimed toward maintaining a carefully cultivated persona. This purpose, my purpose, insofar as it resists the emptying and humbling manner of Jesus' life and death, rails against the purposes of God. You see, Paul did write about Christ coming to earth and dying. Yet, in the same letter, Paul also made clear, with vivid and compelling pleas, to look toward the resurrected Christ and to rejoice in Him. In other words, Paul's instruction on Christ's life and death was to be seen in the light of Christ's glorious resurrection and victory over sin. Death could not hold Him, and because of this, neither can death lay claim upon us!
If I have trouble accepting the fact that my life, just like Jesus', is to be filled with a laying aside of my own supposed rights and privileges, as well as a humbling myself by putting sin to death, it is because I do not see either of those in the light of heaven. Just as Christ did not take on the form of man and die on a cross to rot in a grave for eternity, so I, too, am not to hold fast to my own earthly wants and pridefully stay away from the mercy found at the cross. To do so would be to turn away from the joys of heaven...and that, dear friends, is not worth any sort of earthly dignity.
posted by Bolo |
12:48 AM
0 speakage
10.11.2008
Do Work, Son
Tamp.

Pull.

Pour.
posted by Bolo |
7:29 AM
2 speakage
10.10.2008
Pondering and Wondering
Is there any greater beauty, any greater glory than God's? Furthermore, can there be any greater wonder to ponder than God's own beauty and glory being displayed in the remade lives of sinners made into saints? No, there cannot be, for it is impossible to even ponder in wonder -- and truly so -- unless one has been made new, as the soul hates God if it has not come to love the truth that the light of God reveals. Thus, it is the sinner pondering his sainthood in Christ, thinking upon God's grace, His glorious grace, who ponders the highest joy, the truest praise, the greatest glory!
Cars rolled by, lattes and cappuccinos were sipped out of warm, worn porcelain mugs, and the sun snuck higher into the sky while those few sentences were scrawled out in my journal this morning. I share them here for one basic reason: I want to ponder anew such truths, and desperately so.
The highest joy? I ache for those.
The truest praise? I am made for nothing more, nothing less.
The greatest glory? Oh, to see Christ formed in the hearts of His beloved!
And yet, 'tis not enough merely to ponder such truths; nay, I want to wonder at them once again, afresh, anew.
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Quotes: SWFWDA
Straight from the brain of the Single White Female Who Desires Anonymity:
"You are the only person I know who answers questions with blog links."
"I think people are terrified of the prospect of me raising kids -- they don't realize I already raise other people's kids all day as an alleged 'expert'. So, my chicken-ness is keeping me single, but my denial is keeping me happy about it. Remember, ignorance is not bliss. Denial is."
"I just have an inexplicable need to see what happens when a priest throws holy water on a cat. Well, I thought about it, and it seemed like a good idea until I considered that he hadn't been neutered yet and therefore might take a romantic interest in a nun's leg. I think that might be the most appalling visual ever, so I think he will have to do without holy water."
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2:48 PM
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Oh, What a Night!
It wasn't late December, and it definitely wasn't back in '63, but still, we all had a blast. Here's to more of the same!
posted by Bolo |
1:02 AM
6 speakage
10.09.2008
Cup of the Morning
In the cup this fine, foggy morning is a blend of the two Koratie beans, both the dry-process and the wet-process, brewed after almost a day and a half of rest. This batch, the third of this fifty-fifty Koratie blend thus far, is closer to the first than to the second: lighter, winier, and more subtle. The second had a dark sweetness to it, deeper and more complex. Each sip is a bouquet of bright, juicy fruit, without a hint of bitterness or bite. It's a cup that can go quickly because it's so light and subtle; that's unfortunate.
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9:43 AM
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10.08.2008
Quotacious
"You're just like this legend that some know personally but others only hear of and wish they knew." -Charlotte Burcham
"So, Christina and I were married for over a year before we had to buy a second pack of toilet paper." -Ryan Szrama
"I do have the dress... and I'm getting all my gray hair covered up next week...what more could a guy ask for?" -Lauren Farmer
"I don't drool. How many times do I have to say this?" -Katie Vaughn
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5:05 PM
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10.07.2008
Getting What?
If you think I'm nuts, well...just watch :)
posted by Bolo |
10:54 PM
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10.06.2008
Smokey & Shady


posted by Bolo |
10:47 PM
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10.05.2008
Mikami?
He's here. Yeah.
posted by Bolo |
6:35 PM
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10.04.2008
Reading and Reading Again
I like going back and reading what I've written before; it opens my eyes to see what's really there. Today, I read this.
posted by Bolo |
12:46 AM
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10.03.2008
ETA?
He's on his way...

...no, really...
posted by Bolo |
5:47 PM
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Word
Zechariah 2:10 - 12 "Sing for joy and be glad, O daughter of Zion; for behold I am coming and I will dwell in your midst," declares the LORD. "Many nations will join themselves to the LORD in that day and will become My people. Then I will dwell in your midst, and you will know that the LORD of hosts has sent Me to you. The LORD will possess Judah as His portion in the holy land, and will again choose Jerusalem."
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7:47 AM
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10.02.2008
Just Thinkin'
Tonight, I asked little Lukey Fullerton what he thinks about during the week. He sat there and thought for a second, then smiled and said, "You!"
Aaawwww...
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12:23 AM
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10.01.2008
Aboutme
Every so often, I go on a ridiculously creative kick and do something so beautiful, I sit back and think, "I didn't think I could ever do that. Then again, I don't think I'll ever do something like that again." And then I go ahead and do it again. Weird.
Much like many believers, I'm far, far, far more prone to seeing my sin and feeling crushed by it than I am seeing God's grace and feeling upheld by Him. A part of this beholding sin is believing I'm alone in struggling and failing against sin; that, too, I share with many believers.
I like to play with little kids; kids are simple, and they're generally pretty transparent, even as they develop into these complex little beings. I think being around them reminds me that I make life much more complex than it needs to be.
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I've got a brother and five sisters. The irony in that? I've
got five nephews and two nieces.
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"I don't know what that means, but because I'm a Mac owner, I do it."
-Ryan Szrama
"I'm trying to be regenerate."
-Ivy Warriner
"Pink is pink. Peach is not pink."
-Janet McClurg, in response to her color-changing husband
"How many dumps did I have to take today? I took a lot of dumps today."
-John Michael LaRue, talking about ultimate
"I hired a campaign manager to win the Servant Towel award. People
like that don't deserve to win it."
-Michael Butterworth
"I don't think I could quite drop the "Mohler" no matter how many
marriages I go through."
-Katie Mohler
"However, in hindsight, I think it might have been better to have told
him in front of John MacArthur, so that dad would just say, 'Grace to
you.'"
-Katie Mohler, on the spillage of the beanage concerning a little
incident which we do not name
"He told me, 'Look, we won't be remembering this at your thirtieth
wedding anniversary. And yes, I'll be around then. I'll be ninety,
but I'll be around.' And I said, 'Are you telling me I won't get
married for twelve more years?'"
-Katie Mohler, on conversing with her father
"So basically, his name is Big Joe Danka."
-Aaron Ruszkiewicz, on little Magnus' naming
"Ok, he walks loudly."
-Katie Mohler, on how exactly her father "runs"
"Of course I start to breathe after somebody passed gas."
-Ryan Szrama
"I have a way with old women."
-Josh Reid
"Jeesh just told a story about being hit on by an old lady."
-Adam "Moon Pie" Godfrey
"It wasn't sweet, it was creepy."
-Michael McCollum, on why the Sunergos Sweet 'Stache Discount wasn't
given
"I'm like a fountain of wit...or the fertilizer of said fountain."
-Katie Mohler
"Holy crap...we lost 99 - 48 in the season opener? I see they stopped
worrying about updating the score list."
-Ryan Szrama, commenting on his alma mater's basketball team
"What can go wrong on Appreciate a Dragon Day?"
-Lori Wanman
"Do you enjoy making people feel retarded? You behave like that is
your job in life."
-Jessica Cimato
"Stephen sounds so smart when he's on the phone; what happens when he hangs up?"
-Peter Sieg
"Well, I've got a lot of Facebook friend requests."
-Andy McClurg, responding to an inquiry on how his first three months
of pastoring at IBC have been
"If you were mooned while you were marooned, you would be a mooned
marooned Moon."
-Michael Jenkins
"Can we call you 'Special Dark'?"
-Stephen Mobley
"Extra-skinny h2o, half-steam half-ice, no whip."
-Me, on how to order water at Starbucks
"It's you to an unsanctified T."
-Adam "Moon Pie" Godfrey
"It's like a workout, having a conversation with you."
-Adam "Moon Pie" Godfrey
"I shot the French Press..."
-Ben Hedrick, sung to the tune of I Shot the Sheriff
"Hey, thrower thrower thrower...hey, thrower thrower thrower...huck
thrower, huck! Huck thrower huck!"
-Off White
"Well, you're her boss, and she's your...your...your whatever!"
-Anonymous, talking to a guy about his girlfriend
"It's hard to fill a gas tank on the shoulder of the interstate in
4-inch heels while someone is mocking you with a camera, but that's
what happens when you don't think the gas gauge 'really means it
yet.'"
-Catherine Huffman
"It's been a while since I took Geometry. It's been even longer since
you took Geometry."
-Peter Sieg, to me
"You know what else is strange? Looking at a total stranger who looks
totally familiar, then comparing life stories only to realize that
you are the only common link. It was six degrees of John
Letoto, and it was hilariously awkward. I think it's fair to say we
both blame your camera."
-Catherine Huffman
"You're going to die soon, anyway."
-Rob Smythe, to Dr. Betts on Dr. Betts' birthday
"I'll be away from my desk, invoking a John Maneuver."
-Stephen Mobley
"It's likely but unlikely."
-Ben Hedrick
"There are limits on what I will forge for you, Mr. Letoto."
-Jessica Vaughn
"The three worst words in the English language: 'As a brother.'"
-Pablo Butterworth, discussing...well...duh
"Well, it's not 'earlier' now, is it?"
-Ben Hedrick
"It's her boyfriend's car, actually. I'm a creep, aren't I?"
-Anonymous male visiting from Hendersonville, when asked, "You know
what car she drives?"
"High-fructose corn syrup, here I come!"
-Josh Reid
"Man, she's finer than a frog hair!"
-Josh Reid
"I forgot 'go' starts with a 'g.'"
-Heather Seagle
"Where's my phone?"
-Christin Simpson, while talking to me...on her phone
"Aaahhh, the wisdom five sisters impart...I still get my kicks, but I
don't get kicked."
-Me
"Yup. I get all dressed up to go to the grocery store or City Hall or
whatever. It's kinda funny. If I'd done that during seminary I'd
probably be married to a preacher-boy right now. Whew! That was a
close call!"
-Dana W
"I don't want to see this on your blog."
-Ryan Fullerton
"John's a little coffee press, strong and brown. Here is his handle,
here is his frown."
-Ben Hedrick
"Oh shutup, voicemail person!"
-Stephen Mobley
" 'P' as in 'purgatory.' "
-Stephen Mobley, while on a sales call
"You didn't make her cry, she chose to cry."
-Stephen Mobley
"Being older and still single makes you more single...more single than
say, Katie Mohler."
-Johanna Tollefson
"You just called me a chunker!"
-Christin Simpson
"We're talking about logic and about the law of non-contradiction in
Worldviews, and I'm pretty sure there's a law that says, 'If there's
food being given away, and Letoto is present, then Letoto is eating.'
"
-Peter Sieg
"My hips don't move; I'm a Baptist."
-Christin Simpson
"How do you end a call like that? 'Your cow's dead, call the paddywagon.' "
-Christin Simpson
"Yeah, the pee phrase kept coming out of order...something about how
he peed in worship, it confused me."
-Katie Mohler
"Yes, I'm precious and all that."
-Katie Mohler, on paternal emotions mixing with her college enrollment
"Do you have a numerical number for that?"
-Stephen Mobley
"I like how we just had an extended conversation about Ryan's
buttocks. Actually, I don't really like that."
-Peter Sieg
"That's Hawaiian Harassment, and I don't have to stand for it."
-Stephen Mobley
"Shipping will be extra to Hawai'i, Alaska, or any of the other
non-contiguous U.S. states."
-Stephen Mobley
"In some northern countries, they can use their watches to tell the time."
-Christin Simpson
"They never know whether to come out the front or the back."
-Jackson B. Riddle, on zits forming in his earlobes
"I think Letoto needs to start calling Ben, 'Sugar'."
-Andy Lowe
"Could you translate that out of Letototian?"
-Lauren Farmer
"Tell me if Taryn's had any reading-books-about-boys-with-muscles
moments lately."
-Me
"I will be back Tuesday, I'm looking forward to my spanking."
-Michael Butterworth
"She was bigger, so she was able to do stuff. No, she wasn't
big-boned, she was Hispanic."
-Ryan Szrama
"More liquid in your system makes the boogers come out faster."
-Allison Poplin
"Mmm, Chapstick!"
-Allison Poplin
"It's like my car was trying to do a yoga pose...my car was doing a
headstand in a ditch."
-Christin Simpson
"The first step is admitting you have a problem; the first step is
admitting I'm a stupid haole."
-Christine Robertson
"I said 'teached,' man!"
-Christin Simpson
"I'm wondering how lucrative my five-star hotel will be on Mount Doom."
-Pablo Butterworth, at the beginning of a game of LotR Monopoly
"Oh! I didn't know you could get boils there!"
-Thomas Amos
"Actually, what I was thinking was, 'I wish Tina Crouse was a couple
years older.' "
-Anonymous
"He's already got a girl. It ain't like she can't see he's fat!"
-Me
"Yes, Christopher, God will even raise you from the dung of a polar bear."
-Dr. Mohler
"I've got fans all over."
-Lauren Farmer
"I'm having my own personal hot flash right now."
-Bobby House
"Toto - The Kermit analogy fails because in this picture Kermit is
actually with a woman!"
-Dave Theobald, on why I couldn't be Kermit the Frog
"Taryn Walker, Sarah Alliett, and one more big one I can't think of."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I mean are people thinking it'll up their chances of winning the
Servant Towel award by taking me or something?"
-Lauren Farmer, on the Spring Banquet
"I'm not a liar...I just bend the truth without realizing it, that's all."
-Christin Simpson
"The mint is just a vehicle for the chocolate."
-Emily O'Neal, on mint chocolate-chip ice cream
"Oh, my arm pits are sweaty! They're sticky, and I don't like it at all!"
-Amanda Ledbetter
"I've been married for five years, and I think the gospel's way easier
to understand."
-Dr. Joslin, on women
"One girl, six locations. That means she's either got a really active
social life, or she's just fat."
-Richard B. Hardison
"You know what the worst game to play with my family is? Monopoly.
Try getting a whole bunch of Jewish people together and see how that
turns out."
-Jon "Jew" Borofsky
"Are you dressing Katie Mohler?"
-R. Lauren Duncan
"They asked you if you needed a nudge after they jostled you?"
-Andrew
"I get my vocabulary words from the President's speeches."
-Michael Butterworth
"I really like the smell of gasoline."
-Katie Mohler
"You know what I can't understand? People who come here to work out
and take the elevator."
-Bobby House
"But if there was no Jesus, we would worship you."
-Nick Crouse
"Gomez, you're Hispanic?"
-Matt Svoboda
"'Shocking the glutes?' Did I just say something about his butt?"
-Lauren Farmer
"You know the party's gone south when you start singing Twila Paris on Karaoke."
-Moon Pie Godfrey
"It smells like armpit, it tastes like armpit, it is so gross!"
-Lauren Farmer
"I've had the passion, I just need the purity."
-Emily Dick
"I'm going to get ready and ask my wife, 'Do I look all right?
Letoto's going to be there!'"
-Warren Kesselring
"I wake up each morning and think, 'What would Letoto wear?' and I put
on lots of flannel."
-Ricky Hardison
"You're a collector's item. Why would they want to get rid of you?"
-Sarah Cress
"So for me, once they're out of the minor stage I can go for the young ones."
-Christin Simpson
"I pulled an SBTS and used a bunch of your pictures without
asking...only it was on our blog, not a magazine. Thanks."
-Emily O'Neal
"I just wish I would have peed, I wish I would have, just that one time."
-Taryn Walker
"You and Rev on recruiting trips? I like that tactic; it's going to
bring pretty, single girls to Boyce College."
-Michael Butterworth
"Little-known fact: clean boogers are actually white."
-Cole Harper
"I keep forgetting your hand is there. I'm like, 'Hello!'"
-Emily Dick
"I have boyish charm. Just 'cause I'm hairy doesn't mean I don't have
boyish charm."
-Jeff Pearson
"If anyone ever thinks about buying a leather jacket from Wal-Mart,
it's a bad idea."
-David Borreson
"Oh no. I just remembered I didn't flush their toilet this morning!"
-Chriyus Davis
"When she was pushing, and I saw the head coming out, I thought to
myself, 'It'll be a miracle if she ever walks again.' "
-Chriyus Davis
"What's your type, Hawaiian? 'Cause it could be a while around here."
-Lauren Farmer
"I was trying to remember: did I forget, or did I never know?"
-Andrew, talking about his father's birthday.
"What do you mean we're going to be a big bump on the skin?"
-Naomi, after Gary told her she was going to grow up warped, and she
went to look up what he meant
"Stop flashing everyone!"
-Carla
"I didn't know I was going to see everything!"
-Carla, on being in the birthing room during a birth
"Which would suck!"
-Aaron Montgomery, in reply to my comment about his being in
heaven...before his marriage
"Have you heard about that new detergent for blacks?"
-Alison Ostrander, meaning black clothes
"I just realized how incredibly bad it looked that I knew there was a
good tree to climb by Mullins."
-Michael Butterworth
"You know what I want to see you pull off? A jacket with boardshorts."
-Scott O'Neal
"It seemed like it was something that wasn't widely understood. Or
maybe that was just because I was talking to Sean Malinger."
-Andrew
"And I didn't get stuck out the window, I was trying to see the stars!"
-Emily Dick
"Is Scott the white-haired guy?"
-Brandon Stern
"The only thing that's running through my head right now is that I
really hope I don't fart."
-Kristy White
"Ok, I found my date. I call that mannequin."
-Katy Cavaliere
"I have those socks! But they don't go that high up on my legs."
-Andrew "Stretch" Holley
"And I wasn't eating ice cream, either. Don't tell her that."
-Scott O'Neal
"I would love to play with Rob Smythe because I would feel so smart."
-Emily O'Neal, on playing Taboo
"I had someone ask me, in class, in front of a whole bunch of people,
why I wasn't married."
-Christine Robertson
"Let me rephrase that: A woman with a big ol' 'fro, not a big ol'
woman with a 'fro."
-Chriyus Davis
"Let's talk about you sweating in the shape of a heart. I think
that's romantic."
-Lauren Farmer
"We're sharing lunch now, and this is after your sweaty romantic activity."
-Lauren Farmer
"Huh...wow...well, it does bring to mind that sermon Dr. York preached
toward the beginning of the semester, and in a not-so-abstract sense,
you may have hit the skin on the head."
-Me, to Matt Teves
"Mmmmmmmmm, good morning, David Beckham!"
-Kat Foxworth, to a picture on a wall in her hall...every morning
"Who needs coffee in the morning when you've got David Beckham to wake
you up, right? Just like coffee, he's strong and hot."
-Me...to a flustered but nodding Kat
"Who's the brown one?"
-Emily O'Neal, when looking at a picture and forgetting a certain
brown friend was at her family's house in Columbus
"A world where John Letoto is embarrassed and doesn't know what to say
or do is not a world I want to live in."
-Michael Butterworth
"Abby marches to the beat of her own flute."
-Scott O'Neal
"I love ultimate frisbee, it's my favorite of all the games. If I
could, I would marry it, and I would be Mrs. Jennifer Frisbee."
-Jennifer Miller
"What's a 'good game'?"
-Katie Mohler
"Do you know what I used to do with this stuff when I was little? I
used to give myself french manicures with it."
-R. Lauren Duncan, while holding up a bottle of Liquid Paper
"It's a good thing my kids aren't gonna have tails."
-Trey Fuller
"How do you think that small?"
-Karis Land, when she saw my handwriting
"I like to curl up in the bathroom."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I love the alphabet song, it's a universal song. Well, I guess it's
not a universal song, it's in a different language."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"We're not dumb, we're secretaries at Boyce College!"
-A.D.
"I'm full and I'm dripping out all over the place."
-Dr. Ewart, during a dorm meeting message
"Sounds like a bladder control problem."
-Heidi Marlene Johnson, in response to Dr. Ewart's statement during
dorm meeting
"Do girls just walk up to you and give you food?"
-Sharon Rivers, while I was munching on some monkey bread from Casey
Cashell
"So he slept with me. It was kind of awkward."
-R. Lauren Duncan, about...something
"Dude! When we were talking, she wasn't looking...she was gazing!"
-Boss
"When it's just people being married, you can kind of dismiss it, but
when there are babies growing inside of people...well that's just a
different matter altogether."
-Scott O'Neal
"That's too much chocolate for you!"
-Bobby House III
"Dude, there's a lot of white people up here."
-Kawika, on being in Indiana
"This is great, I don't fall asleep here! There's just so much to grasp."
-Sandi, on the sermons at their church
"I miss you. Especially when I see a badly-dressed male."
-Heidi Marlene Johnson
"Actually, Kason may be following in your footsteps. Last night he
had a thing tied around his head and went to sleep with it. You know,
that ninja look."
-Lisa, to me
"You can't get hurt tonight, you're the only muscle we've got!"
-A certain manager at a certain store
"He's not the only guy, we have Alex. No, wait, Alex doesn't count.
You're right, he is the only guy we've got."
-A certain coworker at a certain store.
"She's the manliest girl I know."
-Christina Thompson
"Now this is no knock on Ryan, but you're a much better looking guy
than he is, and if he can get a girl, so can you. In fact, you're
better looking than most of the guys here."
-Nathan Fulllerton
"Hey, she's a minority, you can marry her...you can make slanty-eyed
kids together."
-Scott O'Neal
"How's the Letoto fan club going? You must have more fans now that
Uch is off the market."
-Goose
"It was the hottest thing I've ever touched...it was as hot as the sun!"
-Robbie Byrd, explaining why he dropped a plate
"I just told Goose...the code word for 'gameover'...'Monopoly Man!'"
-Me, to Leonard, during a conversation about their new endeavor to
take over the airsoft world
"You can take the John out of Government Service, but you can't get
Government Service out of John."
-Goose
"Michelle and I have decided to renew your friendship for the next 12 months."
-Goose
"Use the phlegm, John, use the phlegm!"
-Boss
"How do I join the 'Poked by John Letoto' club? I don't even go to
SBTS, and I'm plagued by the Totopokes."
-Jeff Cavanaugh
"Yeah. But you're a sophisticated jerk."
-Kev, in response to my telling him that I'm a jerk
"I thought about you the other day when I was organizing my shoes. No joke."
-Joel Gasparotto, to me
"No. But several kids."
-Anonymous, in response to the question, "Does...have a love interest?"
"I'm glad it's been a year since I stepped into your life and all
sorts of craziness ensued. Wait. That didn't sound right..."
-Me
"I think these are unthawed."
-Scott Bidwell, commenting on the uncooked chicken
"You mean frozen?"
-Matt Crawford, in response to Scott
"Is Bert holding up his underwear?!?!?!"
-Brent Gambrell, when Bert had washed off in the lake to get the mud
out of his...underthings...since the mud was placed there by a certain
Hawaiian
"He's the closest thing to Black I got here!"
-Trent Davis, a Cedarmore camper, commenting on how a certain Hawaiian
was the most ethnically similar person at the camp
"Nice body!"
-Whitney McClain, to an anonymous Cedarmore male camper, after they
collided at the volleyball net while going for the ball
"I could take you...to a movie."
-Another anonymous Cedarmore male camper, to Whitney, after she was
explaining her mad basketball skills to the group of students
present
"It's my bladder!"
-Jearf Johnson, when looking at his phone as it rang
"John Letoto, you've got more politics than Episode I."
-Pablo Butterworth, when discussing with me the possible (and
impossible) relationships on campus, and the influence (real or
imagined) I have upon them
"At the wedding reception, I heard Stephen Curtis Chapman's I Will
Be Here being played over the speakers. Typical christian wedding
stuff, really. Then I heard the line that goes, 'I will be here, to
watch you grow in beauty.' With my warped sense of humor firmly
assessing its place in the world, my mind immediately translated that
into, 'I will be here, to watch your growing booty...'"
-Me
"Ok, I think I'm going to go for a walk now. Are you at work? I'm
asking you to take a walk with me...I thought I might drop your books
off. I was making sure someone would be there if I did. I'm NOT, NOT
asking you to take a walk with me. Oh my goodness! I just read what
I wrote up there."
-Sarah Cress, from a chat log with me over Instant Messenger
"Here's what I think. If I'm a man, and my wife's a doctor, I golf every day."
-Chriyus Davis, on how Andrew should spend his time in Pennsylvania
"Did he sound winded?"
-Will, after I got off the phone with Andrew...on a certain night...
"Dude, I get paid to dig my nose!"
-Boss
"I don't do that, that would be too unmanly."
-Anonymous Male, said while filing his nails
"More of an acquired taste than kim chee."
-Will, commenting on his appreciation for Hawaiian music
"That's right...I think I should celebrate the day by getting slammed
with Shirley Temples."
-Christin Simpson
"Thanks to you, I'm now known as 'the odds are good but the goods are
odd' girl."
-Christine Robertson, expressing her gratitude toward me for her
blossoming reputation
"Hurry, before the smears come out!"
-Kason, commenting on his need to get to a bathroom stall
"All right everybody, feel flee to crap your hands....wait"
-Andrew Strickland, while leading worship
"She's perfect! She's just like me; there's nothing wrong with her."
-Lisa
"I don't think he'll be spending any nights with you. He has a better
bed partner now."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"I stole de baby from de stupid Daikini!"
-One of the Brownies from Willow
"I stole de baby from you while you were taking a pee-pee!"
-Same Brownie
"Oooohhh...your eyes...your whiskers...I want to kiss you!"
-Drunk Brownie from Willow
"No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher."
-Gary
"It's probably providential."
-Chip Collins
"One more wave."
-Andrew, said while three fingers are held in the air
"Well basically..."
-James McCray
"I wanted to burn the whole thing to the ground."
-RAM, Jr.
"If she's Princess Leia, you're the rogue scoundrel Han Solo stealing
her away from all the decent guys."
-Pablo Butterworth, said to me a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
"Young men, wholesome and gay. No, just wholesome."
-Dr. Mohler
"Hey! How are you doing?"
-Rob Smythe
"I have two local haole guy roommates who are super tall. I can stand
on the bed and they are still taller than me. But at least I fit in
the bathroom!"
-Boss
"So for the girls, there are only the big singles left?"
-Aaron Filippone
"The girls I'm most attracted to are always a lot like me."
-Darren Thomas
"Hairy in the face and chest?"
-Me, in response to Darren
"Oh, cuss word!"
-Moon Pie
"If you don't realize that Paul Butterworth is singing an 8 minute
long karaoke, there's a lot of things you aren't going to realize."
-Pablo Butterworth
"These *are* my dress socks. They're clean."
-Goose
"Before the throne of God above..."
-Jonathan Leeman...singing
"I hope you sit next to a big, fat person on the airplane."
-Michelle
"Piss on a biscuit!"
-Fritzy
"I saw Toto, and he's black!"
-R. Lauren Duncan
"You know one day you're actually going to kill me, and I'll be
laughing in heaven as they throw your butt in jail."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I couldn't have stood out more if I was riding a brontosaurus through there."
-Jordan Cole
"Can she have a man?"
-Me, said to waitress, gesturing toward Poenie
"I am irresistible to men..."
-Poenie Tree
"Rat has a goosebite! Rat has a goosebite! Rat has a goosebite!"
-AJ, after Goose got a haircut with a nasty ratbite
"Are you pouring some kind of cleaner on the floor where he farted?"
-Tyler Ratliff
"She shook his butt before she shook his hand!"
-Me, on a certain young lady here at Boyce
"Would you look at that BUTT?"
-Pablo Butterworth
"It hurt. I begged him to stop. I cried afterwards."
-Pablo Butterworth
"He speaks and it is as if a writer or poet is speaking to us,
sentence fragments and all. He could totally destroy your life and you
would love him for doing it. (Not that he goes around destroying lives
or anything.)"
-Mike Hilliard, speaking about the Token Hawaiian at Boyce
"Paul, I think we should mate."
-Katy Barnes, to a not so anoymous Boyce male during a game of
Psychiatrist
"You're classic, not metro."
-Elizabeth Foster
"I need ocean."
-Me
"Oh, I have some!"
-R. Lauren Duncan, in response to me
"Me not saying something and you not writing it down are two
completely different things."
-Dr. Draper
"The entire night I just wanted to jump on those lips!"
-Chris...something
"I hated you when I first met you."
-Scott O'Neal
"Barring a lighting strike at the lottery we call, 'New Student Orientation'..."
-Pablo Butterworth
"Do you know why I'm taking his class? One of these days he's going
to die teaching and I want to be there for it."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I have a man-crush on Tom Cruise."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I feel like the loose Jenga block that is easy to pull out."
-Michael Butterworth
"I was childish, foolish even. She makes me feel alive."
-Allison Poplin, posing as Michael Butterworth
"Hey John. How are you sexy? As in, 'How are you, sexy?' Not, 'How
did you become sexy?' "
-Pablo Butterworth
"Stop vacuuming my crack!"
-Chris Sellers
"That's a hot outfit...Letoto, if you were any
taller..."
-Melissa Hermoso
"You smell like my mom!"
-Fritzy, to Banana Republic's favorite Red-Headed Stepchild
"It's Allure for *men*, people!"
-Banana Republic's favorite Red-Headed Stepchild
"Oh Uncle Johnny, I didn't know you could look so handsome!"
-Kayla, when looking at my Kindergarten picture...when I had hair
"We don't want a lot of Scripture to bog us down."
-Michael Butterworth
"I would've introduced the front of my boot to his Specials."
-Billy Reddick
"You remind me of my friend Deanna; she's a female bodybuilder."
-Kristina Pelhank, to me
"I was taking down the donkey from the Nativity scene in our kitchen,
and I thought to myself, 'If I drop the donkey on the floor and it
breaks, then I can tell people that I broke my ass on the kitchen
floor.' "
-Pablo Butterworth
"You see, the difference between me and you is my mouth gets me into
trouble, and yours gets you out of it."
-Aaron Coffey, to me
"The Geisha sleep in certain positions so as not to disturb their
elaborate hairdos, and that's what I was just doing."
-Michael Butterworth
"Excuse me, I do NOT have that much cellulite!"
-Sarah El-Masri
"I don't want to be tied down and have my time consumed by someone
there to say, 'I love you,' to and having to hold hands and shop
together and eat with and no one to hold and cuddle with. I can play
XBox all night long, baby!"
-Pablo Butterworth, said with biting sarcastic wit
"Please stalk me at your earliest convienence."
-Sarah Cress
"There's a two year-old flirting with me!"
-Ashlea Davenport
"I used to have a neck, then something happened."
-Bobby House
"Can I buy three blacks from you?"
-Pablo Butterworth
"Finally, I got up and read my bible; I figured that would put me to sleep."
-Chip Collins
"You're the ugly girl!"
-Candace Boyd
"No, I don't have a jackhammer or an 18-wheeler, but I bet John Moody
does...or at least, John Moody knows someone who does!"
-Scott O'Neal and me
"I grew up with that but in Spanish."
-Liz Mejia
"One day the three of us will be married!"
-R. Lauren Duncan
"We're Portuguese, so we're kinda hairy. But this guy was like a
bear! I had to check the filters after he got out of the pool! And,
he was BIG!"
-Matty Teves
"Noses and ears never stop growing; you're in for a treat, Pablo."
-Me, to Pablo Butterworth
"And who brought Taryn Walker to Boyce College? That's
right...............the Holy Spirit."
-Pablo Butterworth, implying..................something
"That's a good length, that's pettable."
-R. Lauren Duncan, while petting my head
"There's small, there's large, and there's John Letoto Size."
-Kristy Miller
"Uncle Johnny I love you! I'm licking your eyeball!"
-Kason, just after my sister told him that it was time to get ready
for bed and that he had to tell his Uncle Johnny "goodnight," but just
before he licked the phone so as to pretend to lick my eyeball
"Mr. Herringbone understands."
-Katie Mohler
"Corn?!?!?!?! When did I eat corn?"
-Anonymous man in public bathroom, heard by Dr. Rainer, re-told by
Katie Mohler
"Whenever I want to find you on Facebook, I just do a search and type
in, 'butt,' and you come up."
-Me, to Pablo Butterworth
"The chocolate chip in the cookie."
-Leonard, in reference to my tan in comparison with the rest of our
family
"I told Kris I felt like a banana in a bowl of milk."
-Leonard, in reference to playing poker in Las Vegas at a table with 8
white guys
"I promise, I really did check him out before I started dating him!"
-Jewel Graham, on a supposed background spirituality check
gone...uhhh...obviously nowhere
"So I was typing to you and there was dead silence on the phone and
forgot I was on the phone with my mom and she randomly started talking
and it startled me."
-Sarah Cress
"Who's the one whose name begins with a 'J' and ends with an 'N'?"
-R. Lauren Duncan
"Jane!"
-Katie Mohler, in response to R. Lauren Duncan
"I went sniffing once."
-Katie Mohler
"Can you use that in a definition?"
-Sarah Cress
"Go shopping with him and you'll never be satisfied with another man's
shopping again."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"They had her fork here and I ate it."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"What's a thesaurus? Is it like a dinosaur?"
-R. Lauren Duncan
"Every outfit you wear is a statement."
-Scott O'Neal
"Do you guys have a money-changer in the temple?"
-Pablo Butterworth, inquiring as to the whereabouts of an ATM at
Southeast Christian Church
"He likes to sit in my drawers."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"It's like the military here, I have to say, 'Yes, sir!' to my roommate."
-James Losey, about me
"I can't believe you said 'makeout' in front of my mom!"
-Heidi Marlene Johnson
"I live for embarrassing my friends; that, and Jesus."
-Me
"I'm gonna go to the bathroom and fill up this water bottle. Not in
that order."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I eat soap for breakfast."
-Sarah Cress
"I like your hair. It's all going to burn in the end, anyway."
-Rob Smythe
"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
-Christine Robertson, on Southern Seminary's relational prospects
"Puritan Paperbacks? Sounds like a football team or something."
-Janal Prybys
"More than enough Torneros to go around; that's a good thing."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I'm a Samaritan; shun me! Just meet me at the well at 3 o'clock."
-Dan Mack, who is half-Jewish
"This is the first time she's been publicly traded on the Girl
Exchange, and her stock has gone sky-high."
-Pablo Butterworth, talking about a certain Boyce College...person
"Hold me like you used to."
-Pablo Butterworth...Boyce male who's never dated
"This isn't fair--Prybys only got on your wall of quotes because
pretty much anything that proceeds from her mouth is notably
retarded."
-Jessica Cimato
"And afterwards, we're going to play Balderdash."
-Brooke Anderson, to Bobby Wood
"Oh, I love that movie!"
-Bobby Wood, in response to Brooke Anderson
"They have male stores?"
-Katie Mohler
"She looks like...uhhh...some sort of stuffed animal."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"You're just upset because you can't put that on Facebook."
-Michael Butterworth
"Yes, it's my purse."
-James Losey
"There's a stomach virus going around, and every girl on my hall has
been inflicted with The Terror!"
-Kristina Pelhank
"You're like a reality t.v. show...I want to turn the channel and walk
away, but for some strange reason, I can't."
-Sarah Cress
"John gave me a good wedgie."
-Pablo Butterworth
"I won't say whoooole falsehoods..."
-Scott O'Neal, implying that partial falsehoods are ok
"I own too many nice ties not to go to the Spring Banquet."
-Michael Butterworth
"God blessed me with great hair; I'm counting on that to bring me true love."
-Michael Butterworth
"This song was written for my future wife...which is none of you."
-Rob Smythe
"Next year you'll be in the zoo."
-Josh Mimbs, to Aaron Coffey
"I hope I don't get married 'til I'm in grad school so I can pick up
undergrad chicks, too."
-Michael Butterworth
"I have a new vein on my leg. I feel like an old woman...one of those
blue nasty ones."
-R. Lauren Duncan, who was referring to the vein, not to an old woman,
when speaking of it being blue and nasty
"Are you even there listening to my pitiful pleas?"
-R. Lauren Duncan
"May it not be said of me, 'Methinks she doth protest too much',
because really I'm just raising a voice for all of us you choose to
mercilessly poke numerous times throughout the day."
-Jessica Cimato
"'Cause all my good-looking genes can't override someone who's ugly."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"I have some ligament in the car."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"I lost it from all the throwing up I did."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"He's a Filipino knockoff!"
-David Brandt, commenting on me
"No, I'm just occasionally superficial...but not vain!"
-Chris Sellers
"You're a rent-a-cop? Can I rent you?"
-Sarah El-Masri, to me
"You know, if you keep breathing like that when I talk to you about
girls, you're never going to get married."
-Me, to Pablo Butterworth
"I don't sleep with him any more...John, he's older than me, he's
older than you."
-Pablo Butterworth, in reference to his Zoomer
"She's not the kind of guy you'd go for."
-Me
"I can't explain the honor of having two quotes on your profile. It
gives one the sense that they are going to be somebody. Wow."
-Jessica Cimato, to me
"From this angle, I can see everything!"
-Michael Butterworth, commenting on my shirt
"Can I suck some of your blood so that I can be a pirate?"
-R. Lauren Duncan, to me
"If I was bored and had a lot of spare time, I would count how many
pictures of Lauren Duncan I had on my computer."
-Pablo Butterworth
"You are not going to put that on Facebook!"
-Pablo Butterworth
"I don't feel comfortable with you saying that and wearing those shorts."
-Nick Crouse
"They're *macadamia* nuts!"
-Ryan Travis
"Hey, Lance was telling me about this job at the hospital. They
charge you nine dollars an hour!"
-Brian Buck
"Do you think they slimmed your dad down for that picture?"
-Ryan Szrama to Katie Mohler, in reference to the portrait in Heritage
Hall
"Are you ok? I just wet my pants."
-R. Lauren Duncan
"I just want to marry a pastor."
-Blind Brandon
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