Smeagol is Free!
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7.07.2006  

Reproduction

Sometimes it's not good to read too many Star Wars Expanded Universe novels. I'm convinced that there are creatures living in my lungs using my earthsuit as a host for their diabolical plan to take over the Earth. They're reproducing as I type, causing their myriad embryos, encased in a semi-solid fluid that bears a striking resemblance to yellow, brown, and green phlegm, to make their way up my windpipe (my poor cilia, being forced to help those maniacal monstrosities!) and out of any orifice they can find. Ugh.

posted by Bolo | 6:29 PM
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