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8.31.2004  

Pablo

Paul Butterworth is officially Boyce College's Most Popular Bachelor. How was this mostly scientific conclusion reached? Simple. When he went up to make an announcment at last night's dorm meeting, the crowd went bonkers. What caused such mad hysteria? Could it have been those rather stunning set of ears he sports? His amazingly gangly limbs? Or, better still, perhaps it was the trademarked, utterly unique, and heretofore unheralded walk of his? None of the above, yet all of the above, methinks. Pablo, as we affectionately call him, is quite the studmuffin, and last night proved it. After all, he's more than worth his weight in butter! (Which isn't a whole lot of weight, judging by his body type, but that's beside the expression.)

posted by Bolo | 11:20 AM
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