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10.08.2006  

Thirty-Two

Earlier this evening, Mary handed the phone to Kason. When she got it back, she agreed with me that her young son is giving Kayla, her teenage daughter, a run for her conversational money. She can say that again.

Kason: "Uncle John, did you know that one...plus one...minus one..is one?"

Kason: "Uncle John, did you know that three plus two is five?"
Me: "Nuh-uh, three plus two is thirty-two!"
Kason: "No, it's five!"
Me: "Uh-huh!"
Kason: "No!"
Me: "Yes!"
Kason: "Nooooo!"
Me: "Yup!"
Kason: "Mommy, Uncle Johnny said three plus two is thirty-two!"

Kason: "We're going to the duck island!"

Me: "Kason, is mommy's new baby going to be a boy or a girl?"
Kason: "Ummm, it's a boy."
Me: "Did mommy say it's a boy, or are you guessing?"
Kason: "Uhhh...I'm guessing..."

Kason: "I'm not Porkaguese! Well, only little bit."

Me: "Kason, when is your birthday?"
Kason: "November 27. I'm fiiiiiiiive years old. I'm going to be six!"
Me: "Did you know that my birthday is on January 40?"
Kason: "No it's not! You would be fifty years old if it was on January 40!"

posted by Bolo | 12:51 AM
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